Welcome! That being so stated, on to the business at hand....
DISCLAIMER
KDworld is a wholly owned subsidiary of KDworld Enterprises, V-VLLC, Hong Kong/Hollywood/Sydney/Monte Carlo/Rome/Scranton.
It is hereby understood that KDworld
(hereafter "we," "our," or "us") and the visitor/user/reader (hereafter
"you") are entering into a completely non-binding agreement, in a very
real and legally binding sense.
Whereas KDworld does
provide communiques based on our mission statement (see mission
statement),* we distinctly and steadfastly declare that under no
circumstances (hereafter "no way," "no how," "none of your business")
shall we be held accountable, responsible, or liable for, or attached
to, or in any way associated with anything we should do (or not do).
We further stipulate and declare that KDworld
is hereby absolved by the undersigned you (including but not limited to
your: friends, neighbors, relatives, loved ones, pets, assignees,
trustees, notaries, Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these) of
any and all everything. EVER. This includes, but is not limited to:
thoughts; activities; acts of god; acts of war; acts of random
kindness; acts of deliberate cruelty; Acts 1, 4, and 5 of Henry IV Part I, particularly Act 1, Scene II, where Hal pretends to be fun; effects real or imagined; or conclusions, we conclude.
Furthermore, we insist that the assertions ubi supra
by no means constitute a promise to produce, deliver, create, hand
over, or in any other such way give (or even "Indian give") anything to
anyone. EVER.
And another thing: In the event of any of the
above conditions being in either the positive or the negative, we are
absolutely, unequivocally unaccountable for any such item, which you
may or may not have received from us (or anyone else), either allegedly
or otherwise.
However, in the unlikely event of a water landing,
or should we be deemed somehow responsible for anything--EVER--certain
responsibility blackout dates do apply: Nov22-Jan4, May18-Jun9,
Aug31-Sep10, summer, Indian summer, Sep11-Oct31, Feb14, Dec 25-Jun20,
Oct6-Nov24.
Let it be hereby concluded, forthwith, that through your acceptance of this disclaimer KDworld
and all its holdings, subsidiaries, trustees, assignees, employees,
homies, or legalese, either past, present, or future, are completely
absolved of any assertion whatsoever, on the part of anyone.
ANYWHERE. And finally, KDworld is given carte blanche to determine any and all legal ramifications, implications, and suggestions regarding anything.
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KDworld Enterprises
5425 Russell Ave. #18
Los Angeles, CA. 90027
Attn: Department of Disclaimers and Legal Posturing
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